Midlife Crisis: Early Access Addition (Chaos Chronicles 5)

Midlife Crisis: Early Access Addition (Chaos Chronicles 5)

After two weeks off (because… life), the girls are back in the Elephant Room and the chaos is multiplied. We kick things off with alter egos, fist fights, and missed flights — and somehow end up talking about spiritual readings, crying on your birthday, and questioning mortality. Don’t ask us how we got here.

Payton has officially moved to Washington and turned 24, which means we’re officially spiraling into the quarter-life crisis era. Between weird life events, emotional epiphanies, and way too many tangents, this episode is pure chaos start to finish.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact 24 is just “midlife crisis: early access edition.”

The chaos is unfiltered, the tangents are endless, and the elephant in the room is… well, everything. Pack your bags, question your existence, and come spiral with us in the Elephant Room.